trillow:

my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised

(via fake-mermaid)

When my mom is bitchin’

laugh-addict:

She’s mad for no reason like

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I’m like, “The fuck?”

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She says, “YOU GOTTA ATTITUDE NOW?”

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I’m like, “Wait, me?”

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Then she’s like:

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So I run to my room like WTF!

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(Source: ineedmauiwowie)

puffedrice:

Oh, hello childhood. :)

puffedrice:

Oh, hello childhood. :)

That moment when you’re singing and some bitch decides to join in

sodamnrelatable:

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“This isn’t Glee.”

(Source: most-awkward-moments)

At first one, then another, then almost every member of the crowd touches the three middle fingers of their left hand to their lips and holds it out to me. It is an old and rarely used gesture of our district, occasionally seen at funerals. It means thanks, it means admiration, it means good-bye to someone you love.

(Source: senecah, via flowersforrue)